Friday, May 24, 2013

It Takes An Ewok: 30 Years of Return of the Jedi

Walking out of a matinee showing of 1980’s The Empire Strikes Back, my nine-year-old body felt like it had just taken a series of one-two punches to the gut while sitting in the dark for the last two hours.

I mean how could you not feel like you’d just had the crud kicked out of you: the rebel fleet had been scattered, flung to the far reaches of space like some toddler tossing a box of matches; Luke Skywalker had just had his rear-end handed to him by a relentless Darth Vader, losing a hand in the process, but possibly gaining a father; and Han Solo, that dashing, scruffy-looking, half-witted nerf-herder, was now a concrete slab on a one-way flight to Jabba the Hutt.

And if that weren’t enough, like we really needed salt poured on our open wounds, we would have to wait three flippin’ years to see how this all played out. It seemed like an eternity.

It’s pretty safe to say that my feelings were echoed by most Star Wars fans that glorious summer. It’s also a fair summation that the next and final chapter (so we thought) of George Lucas’ beloved space trilogy would ultimately go down as the most anticipated film of the entire decade.

Sure, we had Raiders of the Lost Ark and E.T. to keep us occupied the next two summers, but that third SW film never strayed far from our minds. We didn’t have the luxury of the Internet back then, watching the production process unfold before our eyes while the director provided a witty daily blog. No, we basically had to guess and debate how things were going to turn out for the next two and half years before we started receiving even a smidgen of information.

First, Kenner began teasing a mail-away action figure from the new film on cards for its Empire line in late 1982: Admiral Ackbar. He was a new hero, a red, squid-looking guy in a white pantsuit. He was all right. What really excited me, however, was that the mail-away blurb also included the title for the next chapter: Revenge of the Jedi. With that, like some burning-bush epiphany, the sun peeked through the clouds and we knew the wait was almost over.

Then came the much-publicized title change by the end of the year. Some fan had written a letter to George Lucas reminding him that a Jedi never seeks revenge. He actually took notice and a few focus groups later, changed the name to Return of the Jedi. No one really seemed to care, except Kenner who had to trash thousands of Revenge cards for its forthcoming line.

From there, another mail-away figure (Nien Nunb) was teased in early 1983. It wasn’t until March of that year, two months before its release date, that we finally started seeing images from the new film.

I was perusing the magazine aisle at a local Sav-on Drugs (now CVS for you younger readers) one Saturday afternoon and as I picked up the April issue of Starlog, there was a quartet of familiar faces staring back at me: Luke, Leia, Chewie and Han. Wait…Han? He’s not in Carbonite anymore; he’s in the cockpit of a ship with his old pals. I remember feeling relieved but strangely disappointed that that crucial little nugget was already out of the bag. Also included in that issue were shots of the Endor forest battle and Jabba’s Gamorrean Guard.

Somewhere around mid-April, Kenner released the initial wave of Jedi action figures in stores. The first one I grabbed was Luke in his Jedi Knight outfit. He was draped in black from head to toe (kind of like Johnny Cash), had a cool cloth cloak and…wait for it… a green lightsaber. The Jedi had indeed returned as far as I was concerned. Other intriguing figures on the pegs were the Emperor’s Royal Guard, Biker Scout and Lando Calrissian in Skiff Guard Disguise.

At last the magic day was at hand: May 25, 1983. It was a Wednesday, a school day, the last few weeks of sixth grade, but that didn't stop me from talking my ever-supportive mom into taking me and a buddy to the first showing, 9 or 10 AM as I recall. There was hardly anyone in the theater at that time so it felt like a private screening just for us. And while I enjoyed the film as a whole, I remember thinking it just wasn't as good as the first two. Maybe it was my age at the time, but the Ewoks, the second Death Star, they just felt kind of childish and unoriginal.

Disappointing or not, I still spent that summer collecting every Jedi action figure and accessory I could get my hands on. It was a Star Wars film after all.

While Return of the Jedi may have fallen short as a film, it still lived up to its hype as a box-office behemoth, grossing more than $250 million in its initial run and finishing the year as the number-one film of 1983.

30 years later, my feelings for Jedi have softened considerably. It's not so much the film I appreciate more, but the time. That special summer between the twilight of childhood and dawn of adolescence. Never again would I feel as free or sure of myself. If it takes an Ewok to bring those feelings back, so be it.

Friday, May 3, 2013

Five Summer Films You Should Care About

Boy, it was a rather lackluster first four months of the year for movies, wasn't it? I saw a total of seven films in that span and the only one I really enjoyed was Brian Helgeland's 42. Fortunately with the release of Iron Man 3 today, the summer movie season is upon us and it looks to be a good one for the most part. Below are my picks for the five you should put at the top of your list, in order of release:


Star Trek Into Darkness: It's been four years since J.J. Abrams' flashy Enterprise reboot and this time a newly minted Captain Kirk and crew must face off against one of their own as he wages a ruthless war of terror on Earth. While I wasn't a fan of the first film's snoozer of a villain or rewriting of established Trek lore (destroying Vulcan? C'mon, you can't have Star Trek III or IV without Vulcan), this new one does look edgier and undeniably more fun. I mean it's a Star Trek movie. They make 'em and we boldly go. End of story. (May 17)

Man of Steel: Hard to believe it's been over 30 years since we've had a halfway-decent Superman film. This new retelling of Krypton's favorite son is loaded with big stars (Russell Crowe, Kevin Costner) and takes a decidedly darker turn as young Clark Kent struggles to embrace his otherworldly abilities. No surprise with Watchemen's Zack Snyder directing and The Dark Knight's Christopher Nolan producing. Throw in General Zod and the spunky Amy Adams as Lois Lane and this one appears to be a reboot with legs. Granted, red-booted legs but legs nonetheless. (June 14)

The Lone Ranger: Here's another iconic character we haven't seen in a worthwhile film in over 30 years (well, more like 50 if you discount 1981's ill-fated The Legend of the Lone Ranger starring one Klinton Spilsbury). This new big-budget retelling features The Social Network's Armie Hammer as the left-for-dead Texas Ranger John Reid as he seeks revenge against the dreaded Canvendish gang. Helping Reid in his plight is of course his faithful companion Tonto (played by Johnny Depp, complete with war paint and a stuffed crow stuck on his head). As to whether this version can revitalize the 80-year-old Masked Man, one just has to look as far as director Gore Verbinski, whose 2011 animated Western Rango not only jump-started the genre but ended up being one of the best films of the year. (July 3)

Pacific Rim: Granted, at first glance this one could be mistaken for another mind-numbing Transformers/Gobots debacle, but dig a little deeper and you find Guillermo del Toro (Pan's Labyrinth, Hellboy) of all people pulling the strings. What does that mean? Well, for starters: great visuals, intricate storylines and engaging characters. I know, you're bored already. (July 12)

The Wolverine: Yes, I know X-Men Origins: Wolverine had its problems but this one does away with all the backstory baloney and places Logan (Hugh Jackman) in a contemporary tale set in Japan soon after the events of 2006's X-Men Last Stand. This time he's battling ninjas and organized crime (kind of an X-Men meets Black Rain) instead of Magneto and company. Helping give things a much-needed boost is the presence of director James Mangold (3:10 To Yuma, Copland). Should be fun as long as Logan doesn't start belting out Valjean's Soliloquy. (July 26)